I hate asking for money.

I HATE it.

But I’m not asking for money.

The animals are asking for money.

Are you going to say “no” to the animals?

ARE YOU GOING TO SAY “NO” TO A PUPPY???

It doesn’t have to be a lot of money. These animals understand that times are tough financially. They know about inflation, and gas prices. You think cats don’t read the Wall Street Journal? Because they do. They read it, then they pee on it.

No, these animals don’t want money you can’t afford to give. They would never ask for that.

But if you CAN afford to give ANY amount whatsoever, whether it be $1 or -->$1000<--, I know some dogs, cats, rabbits, guinea pigs, and birds that would greatly appreciate it.

And don’t be fooled by the title of this event. You won’t be required to do any actual dashing. You don’t have to run, jog, walk, or crawl if you don’t want to. As my mother always said, “what’s really important is the money”.

A dog doesn’t care how far or how fast you can run, but they do care about getting food, and medicine, and having their poop cleaned up.

And that’s why we need your money.

Because poop doesn’t clean itself up.

Also, if you don’t donate, I will tell all of the animals here that you don’t love them.

Thanks!